lesbianillyana:

the-macra:

step 1: join the x-men

step 2: take out highly expensive life insurance policy

step 3: collect money every 10-15 years

jean grey’s insurance agent:

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jamaicanamazon:

mehreenqudosi:

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

Ayyyyyyyeeee

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stimman4000:

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dedsecbythisguy:

When you’re playing like complete garbage and somehow get play of the game:

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myrcella:

If you had had a child, Elisabet, what would you have wished for him or her?

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wingedcorgi:

new job.

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dailydeanoru:

Deanoru + kisses

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imfuckinggai:

extork:

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

This bitch had like 5 accents

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uswntinmotion:

Kelley answers a particularly ridiculous question perfectly. (2:52)

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